🚨 OFFICIAL HITCH EMERGENCY 🚨

YOUR CAR
NEEDS NUTZ

Premium hex nut hitch accessories for people who think this is hilarious (it is). Bay Area's most important vehicle upgrade since heated seats.

2,847 Parking lot stares
14+ Sentry cam clips
500+ Nutz deployed
4.9β˜… Zero regrets
Big Nutz hex nut hitch accessories on marble surface
πŸ”₯ The Lineup

PICK YOUR NUTZ

Two sizes. Both ridiculous. Both necessary. Choose wisely (or don't β€” that's kinda the whole vibe).

πŸ”₯ BEST SELLER ⚑ LED UPGRADE SOON
Big Nutz β€” angular hex nut hitch accessories on marble surface
BIG NUTZ πŸ”©
The CyberBolt Series β€” For Absolute Units
  • Angular faceted hex design (looks expensive, zero function)
  • 3D printed polycarbonate β€” Bambu H2D precision
  • LED-ring add-on coming soon πŸŒ™
  • Modular mounting base β€” future-proof your nutz empire
  • Fits any standard 2″ hitch receiver
  • Guaranteed double-takes or your money back (it's not)
$69
/ pair of absolute units
ADD TO CART πŸ›’
πŸ₯œ FAN FAVORITE PRIUS APPROVEDβ„’
Little Nutz (Prius Peanuts) installed on the hitch of a white Prius
LITTLE NUTZ πŸ₯œ
The Prius Peanuts β€” For the Humble. For the Brave.
  • Comically undersized (that's literally the joke)
  • 3D printed ABS with satin finish
  • So lightweight it preserves your precious MPG
  • Universal hitch adapter included (we gotchu)
  • Maximum comedy-per-gram ratio
  • For drivers secure enough to admit it
$39
/ pair of lil guys
ADD TO CART πŸ›’
🎁 SAVE $19 β€” YOU'RE WELCOME

THE FULL PACKAGE

Big Nutz + Little Nutz. One for the truck, one for the daily driver, one for the legend you're becoming right now. Both ships with QR referral codes β€” both vehicles become passive income machines. This is financial literacy.

$118 separately
$89
SAVE $19
GET THE PACKAGE πŸ₯œ
πŸ“Ή CAUGHT ON CAMERA

PARKING LOT
HALL OF FAME

Real footage. Real strangers. Real "bro what is that" energy. Your nutz work the parking lot while you're inside buying oat milk.

● LIVE Sentry Mode Β· Indoor Garage
Tesla Sentry Mode capture β€” person reacting to Big Nutz in an indoor parking garage
πŸ“ Indoor Parking β€” "he's been standing there for 30 seconds"
πŸ˜‚ 847 reactions πŸ“Έ Taking photos 🀌 Peak confusion energy
● LIVE Sentry Mode Β· Outdoor Lot
Tesla Sentry Mode capture β€” people reacting to Big Nutz in an outdoor parking lot
πŸ“ Outdoor Lot β€” "she took a photo then showed her friend"
😱 1,204 reactions πŸ‘€ Group viewing πŸ₯œ Spreading the gospel
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"My neighbor asked if I was okay. I told him I just got Big Nutz. He understood."

Brad, Sunnyvale βœ“ VERIFIED NUTZ
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"My Sentry Mode storage is FULL of people crouching behind my car. I have never felt more powerful in my entire life."

Derek M., Mountain View βœ“ VERIFIED NUTZ
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"Put the Prius Peanuts on my wife's car as a joke. She found out when her coworker Slacked her a photo. She said 'I'm not even mad, that's amazing.'"

James T., Cupertino βœ“ VERIFIED NUTZ
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"A stranger knocked on my door to ask about my nutz. That sentence has never been said in human history. 10 out of 10."

Mike R., Palo Alto βœ“ VERIFIED NUTZ
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"The cashier at Whole Foods saw me installing my nutz in the parking lot and gave me a thumbs up. This is peak Silicon Valley and I am at peace."

Lisa C., Sunnyvale βœ“ VERIFIED NUTZ
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"My kid asked why my car has a necklace. I didn't correct him. It's a necklace now. For the car."

Chris W., San Jose βœ“ VERIFIED NUTZ
🏭 BEHIND THE NUTZ

HOW YOUR NUTZ
ARE BORN

3D printers. Garage counters. An unreasonable amount of prototyping for something this dumb. We take our craft extremely seriously (we don't).

Prototype parts and materials on a counter
Step 1
The Spark of Regret
Someone has a terrible idea. Parts are sourced. CAD files are opened. The point of no return is passed around 11pm on a Tuesday.
Multiple prototype iterations of Big Nutz
Step 2
Robot Magic πŸ€–
Bambu H2D fires up. Layer by layer, your nutz take shape. 47 prototypes were printed before we landed on the final form. This is engineering.
Hand holding finished Big Nutz prototypes
Step 3
Nutz Emerge πŸ₯œ
Quality checked, boxed with your QR ambassador code, and shipped straight to your hitch. Your vehicle's glow-up begins.
πŸ’° GET PAID

GET PAID FOR
YOUR NUTZ

Your nutz come with a QR code. When strangers scan it (they will) and buy (they do), you get 15% commission. Your parked car is now a side hustle.

1

BUY NUTZ

Every order ships with your unique QR code + referral link (getbignutz.com/ref/you)

2

PARK CAR

Your hitch is now a billboard. Go get oat milk. You're earning.

3

PEOPLE SCAN

Curious strangers scan the QR. We have Sentry cam proof this happens constantly.

4

GET PAID πŸ’°

15% commission every time someone buys through your link. No content. No followers. Just nutz.

15% COMMISSION

No followers needed. No content required. Just park your car and let your nutz do the talking. This is the dumbest passive income stream ever invented and we're extremely proud of it.

STOP SCROLLING.
GET NUTZ.

You've seen the Sentry footage. You've read the reviews. Your hitch is literally right there, naked, waiting. Don't make it weird.

GET YOUR NUTZ β€” FROM $39 πŸ₯œ

πŸ›’ CHECKOUT COMING SOON

Stripe checkout is launching soon. Drop your email below and you'll be first to know β€” plus you'll get your ambassador referral link the second we go live.